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When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.
Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?
Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.
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Simply put- god. A genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn't easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like Carlos Mencia. On top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that WAS the 90's. And he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. Sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show titled "Mind of Mencia". Which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central
"luckily people of mexican descent are associated with yardwork, laziness, and the word "wetback"- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short"
- carlos mencia
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy"
-jerry seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.
Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
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The act of a girl giving a man oral sex and when the girl is swallowing the guy says a joke and the girl laughs so hard that male discharge comes out of the girls nose. Just like laughing and drinking milk.
I pulled a Jerry Seinfeld on your mom last night.
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A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.
someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.
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The Unnesecary addition of laughtracks into sitcoms or general statemnets that arent even supposed to be jokes
Chronic Pancreas Cancer!
*Laughtrack*
This is an example of Seinfeld Syndrome
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1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.
2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.
Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.
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