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I be the greatest Shanksta there is...now let's do the hora and sing hava nagilah!
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When a jewish person is tired of someone and they say "bitch shalome" because shalome means goodbye
Person: oh my god you are such an asshole
Jew: Bitch Shalome
Person: *walks away*
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One that chases hairless Mexican rat dogs for the purpose of bill cosbying them.
The man convicted of raping several dogs was described as a Shalom korf
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The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)
The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.
the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:
Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH
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Shalom
Shalom is the most beautiful girl in the world
She has the best smile and always put herself first
A greeting originally of Jewish origin (meaning peace) , which has evolved into a greeting amongst Chad's when a simple hello does not convey their sigma grindset.
'Shalom Billy, what's popping?'