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the opposite of tall, if you speak with a St. Louis accent
The shart lady who lives near highway farty-far in Warshington County does her warsh on Thurdsay.
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A surprising expulsion of poop that occurs during the farting process
Jane and I were napping together after filling ourselves with bean burritos and getting drunk off beer earlier in the day at El Charro’s. We were supposed to meet my parents for dinner at 7:30, and I didn’t want to not show up because first of all my parents generally have a big stick up their asses and second they wanted to meet Jane for the first time. The alarm was supposed to ring at six, but one of us set the damn thing incorrectly so we kept dozing until Jane snapped out of it around 7. Girls can wake you up in funny ways sometimes, and old Jane was a funny one. What she did was she climbed on top of me and sharted all over my face. I knew she meant to fart, so I wasn’t mad.
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A fart that has an unexpected follow through. This follow through exerts a large smell upon a groups surroundings, and usually causes one of the group member to vom.
bloke 1: dude... i think i just sharted..
bloke 2: what the hells that
bloke 3: its a fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
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Shit-fart, i.e. combination of a shit and a fart.
After I had egg, scrapple and coke, I had to shart.
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a portmanteau of shit and fart, and refers to a fart that results in the soiling of ones pants/underwear
Dang! I did it again. I sharted in my pants
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A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
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