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An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.
If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!
Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!
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The consumption of alcohol until complete loss of bowel control occurs (thus shit in your pants)
Oh look the sergant shit his pants!! now he is in the drink till you shit club
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when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.
Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!
Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)
Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth
Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)
It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick
Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you
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For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
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Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.
Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!
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Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.
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