Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

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Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

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Smellin Dog Shit

A notion of something bad about to happen; an omen. n

'I think theres goin ta be a storm'
'Nah nigga you just smellin dog shit'

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

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dog shit park

Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.

Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?

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hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

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Western Dog Shit

1. Anything made in America or Europe that is a pale imitation of its Japanese or otherwise foreign counterpart. Take -any- Hollywood movie based on a Japanese video game or anime.

2.. Anything that exploits the ideals of western culture to create a very generic product. Almost any Reality TV show or First-Person Shooter.

1. "Dude did you see Dragonball Evolution? Its pure western dog shit that's nothing like the anime."

2. "I really hate this show, it's so fake. Anyone can tell she's crying crocodile tears. What western dog shit this is."

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