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Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
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The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!
One girl to another: Check out the red car!
Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!
Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!
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Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
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I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.
I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.
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A vehicle that there is no shame in owning. Some people will mock you for having one, but what you have is what you have.
Doesn't matter to me, I enjoy having a Small Penis Truck.
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No of course not! Kylers has a 13 inch mega-shlong
Does kyler have a small penis , no it is bigger than an aircraft carrier
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