Tom : How was that girl you went on a date?
Mike : SMS bro, no time for that.
SMS means San Mateo Sureños it’s a gang that started in the 90’s. Their rivals are the West Madeo Nortez. One of the most active gangs in San Mateo, after the East Side Shoreview Crips and West Madeo Nortez.
“It’s SMS gang out here foo”
“Don’t mess up with the SMS gang”
Sharpen Minstrel Shooting
Where oneself sharpens a minstrel (a popular British chocolate) and inserts it down ones urethra and fires it out when they cum.
"I got so bored last night that i decided to try SMS"
1 : Bro even my 4g has shit connection tf
2 : SMS bro
SM obviously has as the most prominent meaning sado masochism. But it can also be used by people to say 'single mother'
Guy: So do u have a bf?
Girl: No am a sm.
Guy: Oh, am sry 4 u.
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An abbreviation for the instance "Scarlet Monastery", a dungeon in the game World of Warcraft. Usually used by player looking for people to group with. The instance is separated into four parts, the Library, the Armory, the Graveyard, and the Cathedral.
Hey, let's get a group and do SM!
LFG PST SM ARMORY!
Stupid noob, you are too much of a lowbie to do SM!
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Abbreviation for Saint Morning, a town in the online game Flyff.
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