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DNA Smuggler

A reference to a nasty hoe. She is so full of man juice that she could be detained for DNA smuggling.

Danielle so nasty, she a DNA smuggler!

by Swolln Johnson March 8, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

70πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

63πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


muffin smuggler

a girl with a muffin top who is able to hide it with baggy sweaters. muffin top described as the extra fat/skin that hangs over the side of jeans, much like love handles only bigger.

1. I didnt know that girl was a muffin smuggler until it was deliciously too late.

by jokitier December 1, 2011


Breast Smuggler

A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.

Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.

My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018


Smeg Smuggler

A man who does not clean his smeg from under his foreskin therefore smuggles his smeg to various destinations.

You are a smeg smuggler.

by BigDizzle & Chevron July 27, 2017


Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.

"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."

by RichardT January 31, 2008

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž