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Penis Sniffer

A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.

1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)

by nycapbarista February 28, 2009

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Book Sniffer

A title for those who love smelling paper chemicals. Some prefer the rustic nostalgia of old books while others prefer the newly manufactured editions. These people may or may not actually like the content of the books they’re sniffing but nonetheless, that’s not what matters. School textbooks and dictionaries are also game.

A Book Sniffer is basically someone who likes smelling books. Obviously.

Person A: *sees someone inhaling

paper fumes religiously next to them, walks away*

Person B: *still sniffing euphorically *

Person C: *starts sniffing a book about drug addicts*

Person B: β€œYou get it!”

by BootyDunkaDunkDunk June 11, 2018


poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region

(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer

by wyatt &bobby June 15, 2007


ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 May 14, 2018


sniffer's row

The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."

"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

40πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

107πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Fart Sniffer

Someone who is so pretentious they enjoy the smell of their own farts.

People from San Francisco is made up of Fart Sniffers

by Denverkid November 29, 2009

188πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž