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The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue
Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot
A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.
It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister
Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
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He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.
Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.
What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker
Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it
1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.