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Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
"Did you somalian slap that bitch"
When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!
When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.
Me and Victor did the Somalian Smoke Detector.
A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it
Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!