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rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora

ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...

by adorkable_ness July 12, 2005

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Italian Sombrero

The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.

I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night

by dlc90 October 23, 2009

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dublin sombrero

Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.

I was nearly sick after having a Dublin sombrero.

by uBuToaster October 13, 2008

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010


Golden Sombrero

Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, β€œshowering” their entire body.

My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.

by Craka_Jack_36 October 20, 2022


Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.

Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night

by Boyledstones November 29, 2011