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1. a person who is a goon.
2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.
an insult.
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A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.
2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!
Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.
Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.
A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
Where's James?
Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch
The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.
"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"
Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.
Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.
Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake
“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”