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the modern star spangled banner
Oh say can you fucking see
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead
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After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner
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an extremely patriotic sexy badass
Did you see Apollo Creed's american flag outfit in Rocky IV? Now THAT'S a star spangled banger!
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a term used to define:
1:a prince albert piercing with a particularly bling dickring
2:a pair of glitteratti boxers, similar to michael jacksons sequined glove...
oh my, his star spangled underwanger stunned me!
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When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.
Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.
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When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.
Star Spangled Ball Slap
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The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.
I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.
See Star Spangled Banner fail for more
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