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something fat people wear, to keep the fat sucked in, and supposedly make them look skinny. buy them at torid ! people who wewar them, watch out, because you are easy to be made fun of. they are just elastic body shaped gloves that hold it all in.
ex. 1. oh my gosh, her spanks must be on too tights, shes crazy!
ex. 2. her spanks were so constricted, she bled.
ex. 3. when she bent over, i say her spanks peeking out.
ex. 4. man i am so fat, i need some spanks.
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A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation
He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.
She got a spanking for running a red light.
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How you feel when you get an erection. A declaration that you have noticed an attractive woman. Similar to "schwing!"
-number one babe, Megan Fox...SPANK!
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A word that used to mean punishment for a child who had done wrong. When done fairly and properly the child usually did not commit that particular crime again. Some parents used it only as a means of last resort. Other parents spanked their kids for every little thing they did which actually had the opposite effect.
Spanking has fallen into disfavor these days for more "Progressive" means of "Educating" children. The advocates of the progressive system say that you must never strike a child. They say that if your child hits you with a broom handle you are to sit them down and educate them that they should not do that because it hurts people. Never tell them that it's wrong because that may hurt their self esteem and psychologically harm them,
The advocates of the progressive way are usually childless, single people who write books on how to raise your kids. They usually have long impressive titles behind their names that make them look like really smart people who know everything about raising kids. In reality they only spent as little time as possible with kids. Most of their time was spent kissing up to the professors in whatever diploma mill (College) they attended. This happens far more than you think.
2012 parent 1;Honey look at this book!" When we have our first kid this is exactly what we will do!"
2012 parent 2; "Is that the book that advises against spanking??"
2012 parent 1; "Why yes it is!" "This person is really smart and knows what they are talking about! " Look at all those titles after their name!" This is one awesome super smart person and we will raise our kids just like they say!."
20 years later
1."Honey!! the jail called again we need bail money!"
2. "Which kid?"
1. "I dunno"
2. " I don't have it but maybe I will after I sue the idiot that wrote that book."
1. " We can't do that, they moved to the Caymans to escape paying taxes on the childcare books they write."
2. " That's right, they pushed for high taxes on the wealthy, and when the law passed they moved out of the USA to the Caymans where they still talk about everybody paying their fair share." Now they are saying that even the poor should pay taxes.
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Slang word for drug mentioned in Grand Theft Auto III. Presumably "Smack" (Heroin)
The drug is first mentioned during Luigi's mission "Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up"
(obviously parody of "Smack My Bitch Up", the title of a song by The Prodigy).
K-JAH, run by Jamaican DJ, Horace "The Pacifist" Walsh will comment on the SPANK problem in Liberty City, saying things such as "there's too much SPANK buisness a gwaan" or giving shout outs to the Yardies telling them to "stay off the SPANK".
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is not good. is, in fact, bad.
Roger: "Nate where those Playboys at?"
Nate: "Oh man, my Mom found out about em, canceled the subscription and burned the rest of em."
Roger: "Yo, that's totally spank."
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To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.
Word Created by Joe Laing.
broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !
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