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Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."
To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.
When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.
A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.
On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.
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The wrinkles around the puckered anus
I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle
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A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!
A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.