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Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean
Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere
A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.
Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
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The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.
Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
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Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”
"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!
"NICE, How was it?"
"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"
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Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.
Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!
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