cock-n-stein

A penis tattooed with bolts on the side to resemble Frankenstein.

Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay

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Zolton Stein

A kyke who thinks hes black and good at basketball despite he jv and goes to prep school

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Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

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Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

Steins Gate

If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.

Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.

Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.

Stein-Are

He is the biggest nerd, and will be the best dad!!
He will drive a Ford SMax🚗🚗
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Theres a Ford SMax that must Stein-Are and his cool kids.