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A YTMND fad that does NOT come from "Hate It or Love It", but really from the classic NES game "Punch Out" (might be called Mike Tyson's Punch Out).
Nigga stole my bike features an animated character, who's name is Nigga. As seen in many YTMND sites, Nigga is caught stealing more than bikes.
He has stolen the following:
(Nigga Stole My Bike)....
Katamari
Conan O'Byrant's bike
steed (in medieval times)
Phone
broadband
Ocarina
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A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
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to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.
"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"
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When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.
Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!
She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"
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Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere
person: that nigga stole my bike
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The appropriate exclamation to use after a colored person or persons has stolen your bicycle.
(Colored gentleman takes the bicycle out of the white gentleman's hands)
White gentleman: Nigga Stole My Bike!
Colored gentleman: So long, old chap!
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technically from a myspace bulletin chain-letter. taco: some nice thing of yours, could be a gf/bf, or winning a game. basically means you lost something, not an item though.
"That bitch stole my taco!"
"Oh no she did not."
"Hellz no. That be my taco. Nobody steals my taco."
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