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A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.
Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher
When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button
I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet
A stretcher used in the occasion of hauling of a victim of domestic abuse. Particularly women.
Man, with that talk, she'll end up on a Dirham Stretcher.
She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher
When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher