The Superbowl is Gay

Andy Milonakis's mimetic, homophobic internet song, before he was popular. Released sometime during, before or after the SuperBowl between the Buccaneers and the Raiders. It quickly goes from football hating to Andy calling everything gay.

The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl,
Superbowl,
Superbowl...
...Is gay.
The Raiders, are gay
The Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are...
Gayyyyyyyy.
The Buccs... are gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
Buccs, gay
Raiders, gay
Superbowl, gay
Everything else, gay
(Random nonsense inserted here)

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Superbowl Shaft

Being scheduled to work on Superbowl Sunday.

Jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the Superbowl - Jason: Damn it! Doug: What? Jason: I just got the Superbowl Shaft. Doug: Haha. Sucks to be you! I'm going to call you on break completley trashed!

Kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a Sunday and thought nothing of it. Three nights later it dawned on her - Kat: Fucking-A! I just took the Superbowl Shaft right up the ass.

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Superbowl Ring

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Have you seen his superbowl ring?

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Superbowl Surprise

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury

When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.

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Six Superbowls

The Greatest Franchise Ever, A Pirate roaming the backfield, Hardest 16 game gauntlet, dragged toes, Determination, Grit, How the game should be played, Through the hands once, but NEVER twice, Poise, History, Silverback and Woodley giving an OL nightmares, Longest Play in Superbowl History.. One Knocked out running back, One Knocked out Wes Welker, One teflon to collisions Free Safety, oh yeah.. and don't forget... only found in Pittsburgh.

Dalls, and San Francisco just are not Six Superbowls

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Superbowl Gluttony

Spending the entirety of the Super Bowl not watching the game, but eating the provided food.

I try to watch the game, I really do. But when you see the kitchen table lined up with fattening snack foods, it can quickly turn into a nasty case of Superbowl Gluttony.

superbowl snafu

unexpected over-the-hill titilation

Inviting Janet Jackson to perform in the half time show was a major Superbowl Snafu!!

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