Curb Surfing

The process of going through residential neighborhoods just before the city sanitation trucks pick up “bulk trash.” Those items that will not fit in the homeowner's regular trash container are considered “bulk trash.” The residents are instructed to place those items on the curb in front of the house and at a scheduled time the city will pick up everything and dispose of it. The goal is to beat the sanitation truck to the neighborhood so the items on the curb can be searched before the truck arrives.

Here in Dallas Texas, we have been curb surfing since the late 1990s.

Hey Pero, I’m looking for a bicycle lets go curb surfing in Gilbert's neighborhood tonight since bulk trash is picked up in the morning.

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Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

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bourbon surfing

Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.

Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.

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surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately

Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!

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Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.

''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''

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surf stoke

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board

Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"

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Log Surfing

Surfing the web while taking a poop.

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."