My date last night was ruined because of my surging sanders
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Coming out of nowhere.
He pulled a surging sanders last night.
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When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.
Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?
Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.
Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.
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You scared the shit out of me you surging sanders
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1) One who cums out of nowhere.
2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.
Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show
Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.
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That storm came through like a surging sanders.
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