When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
I just woke up with some swampy asshole
When an "original" and/or "seasoned" swamp donkey has reached a high level of experience, they graduate from intercourse with anyone for a hit to only sleeping with married men. Usually only their "friends" husbands making them a high class swampy
Did you hear about Dana? She got caught in bed with Jennifer's husband... again! Guess that means she's a high class swampy now
A cup of tea made with cold water and used teabags
"Erm had to be a swampy cuppa, sorry"