swampie

A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.

Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.

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swampie

Any member of a wealthy family from the Twin Cities or surrounding suburbs who owns a beautiful cabin on any of the fine northwest wisconsin lakes. Swampie cabins are usually much more expensive than any full-time home in the area, yet they use it twice a year. Swampies also bitch about the taxes on their swampie cabin. They use the lake they live on for recreational activities such as annoying people with their jet skis or commiting DNR violations.

Skeeter: "Did you see the traffic heading north?"
Jimbo: "Yeah, it's Friday. All the swampies are coming up"
Skeeter: "Aww shit."

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swampie

swampie is slang for someone who is from cornwall or norfolk because they are supposed to have webbed hands and feet due to the amounts of water in there area.

oi swampie come over here

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swampy

a person that is stinky, sweaty, sticky, and clammy

brin is swampy sometimes

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swampy

a person who smokes a lot of w33d and likes to bang his mom for extra dope MOTHERFUCKA

I had some dank ass swampy the other day that my dick throbbed! NIGGAH, take my w33d BITCH!

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swampy

A woman's moist vagina, occuring usually during a state of sexual arousal. The term can also be uased as an adjective to desrcibe a wet vagina.

1. The couple failed to have sexual intercourse due to the fact that the female could not get a swampy.
2. As the two made out in the car,the girl began to become aroused and was starting to feel a bit swampy.

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Swampy

When something initially appears to be a complete disaster or a downer, but, against all odds, transforms into an unexpectedly epic and memorable experience.

Thought the festival was a washout? Nah, it got swampy!