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Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 28, 2021

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tame impala mode

When you're so baked you unlock the ability to enjoy Tame Impala

Normally I listen to Rap, but man last night I took an edible and I so stoned went Tame Impala Mode.

by TomOfTheTomb April 28, 2023


taming the strange

A straight male attempting to seduce a lesbian.

I was hitting on this really hot girl last night and after I learned she was a lesbian taming the strange became my primary goal.

by Chaddilac23 January 31, 2016

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taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013


she couldn't tame a unicorn

Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.

Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.

Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.

by Philosofree December 1, 2014


Wild hearts cant be tamed

A girl wild a free heart.

Mary Suzanna Clark has a wild heart that cant be tamed.

(Wild hearts cant be tamed )

by Tcla9009 January 5, 2018


Taming the whale

Chatting up a fat person

Look at him, he's Taming the whale!

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008