Tanker

Person who does massive shit at parties, stinks out full house and blames it on James Miller.

Here comes Tanker, cant believe that he blamed that on James Miller

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

Ok tanker

Used to instantly end a conversation with a “tanker” in fantasy sports. The phrase “ok tanker” can be used in many different contexts, and is very useful in triggering the frustration accumulated from countless losses that resides deep inside every tanker.

Tanker: “Your team isn’t good”
Non-Tanker: “Ok tanker”

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

Oil Tanker

When you motor boat the but cheeks

My buddy Trey gave that girl the Oil Tanker

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker