tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

Ok tanker

Used to instantly end a conversation with a “tanker” in fantasy sports. The phrase “ok tanker” can be used in many different contexts, and is very useful in triggering the frustration accumulated from countless losses that resides deep inside every tanker.

Tanker: “Your team isn’t good”
Non-Tanker: “Ok tanker”

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker