teach you how to stunt

Brought on by 50 Cent and the whole G-Unit squad. Showing someone how to boast about what you got. Cars, Rims, Diamonds, etc...

I'll teach you how to stunt.

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Borrowing from Edward Teach

Phrase originating from a person named:"Thunderlake".

It means pirating a file, video, movie, or game.

Edward Teach being the pirate known as Blackbeard.

"Oh man, did you buy that new game that was released 2 weeks ago?"
"Nah dude, i'm Borrowing from Edward Teach"

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Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

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What does Mr Beast teach?

blasphemy and greed a youtube star million of views but tell me : what would jesus do? You see hes not a christan channel does he like the number of man? ill bet somewhere he has a 6 6 6 tattoo so please heed my warning you'r young your brain is still forming and father knows best forget Mr beast !

YOU:Yo "What does Mr Beast teach?"

Me: blasphemy and greed!

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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

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teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

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