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Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.

Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009


saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022


You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 January 07, 2016


telly action

Slang for a hotel party.

“John just sent me the address for the party tonight, but it’s at a hotel. Guess it’s a telly action.”

by beeswithlegs February 19, 2023


espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you binginTraitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025


tally telly

Television broadcasted game results

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.

by Hercolena Oliver December 29, 2008


Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 07, 2011