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Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.

Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?

by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009

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saturday morning cartoons on the telly

A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.

My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly ๐Ÿง

by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022


You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 January 7, 2016

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dirty telly

Lilโ€™ bow-legged hood n**** with a nine inch

Thatโ€™s a dirty Telly right there.
That man is a is considered a dirty Telly .

by Twiz September 23, 2021


Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 18, 2019


Telly Tuck

A song made by this dude I know named Albert. It's pretty bad.

Person 1: Have you heard Albert's new song?
Person 2: Yea, Telly Tuck? It's ass.

by FatLz June 18, 2019


Chantelle (Telly)

Chantelle... she is an amazing human with a unique heart who can always make u smile in any way. Her determination and power to focus is famous. She is a music digger and has an impecable and unique ear for all music. When she selects music for people to hear she get's deep in her bag and put's a lot of thought. She doesn't dissapoint cause she's always in her bag. She is an old soul. She dances and flows like there isn't a care in the world in the rain. She's all fun but also kind of dark but mostly light. She enjoys funny puns here and there so her sense of humor is elite. She love's art in all forms. She's loyal and a beautiful person inside and out. A true beauty with a huge heart. Last thing... she's a total simp for reciprocated simpin, so treat her right or you'll have an army of people on your neck.

To know a Telly as a friend, you'll know true friendship.

Chantelle (Telly) is a Simp, and that's not a bad thing because in what world is being a simp a bad thing. You must not be a Romantic at heart.

If y'all want Telly to turn up for her Birthday, break out the Prosecco! lmao *tears

"How am I supposed to go to sleep with all these bangers!" said Telly.

by iSpeakRick January 18, 2022