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A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.
Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?
Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.
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two women bitching back and forth with each other relentlessly until neither can remember the point or source of the bitching
please, don't play bitch tennis anymore
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When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin
Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!
To deliberately keep someone posting comments on a website, but only after they've made it clear that talking to you isn't something they had planned. Once a set number of comments is reached, the comment REDDIT TENNIS is posted to end the rally.
This isn't limited to reddit, it can be seen on any forum where comments are nested instead of displayed in order of posting.
>You're wrong and this conversation is over fuckwad.
>>That's nice, do you kiss your sister with that mouth.
>What did you say about my sister?
>>Why, what did she say about me?
>This conversation is over.
>>I know, you already said that. So, what did she say? Did she like the present I left at her back door?
>What the fuck are you talking about?
>>REDDIT TENNIS. Great stuff. Have a good one.
>What?
>Well if you don't want to answer I guess I win.
>Are you not answering me now?
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Name of an amzing anime about tennis. Sometimes referred to as PoT.
I was watching PoT all weekend
(no i was not watchinig a drug all weekend, I was watching Prince of Tennis -_-)
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The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.
I like watching women's tennis.
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