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When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say
"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
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The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
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The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.
I relieved my anal tension today
Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
This is the code name for PMS one of my Irish teachers used to use. It is what he believes is an accurate description of what PMS is.
Teacher #1: ''Why did Becca leave the classroom so suddenly? Is something the matter?''
Teacher #2: *With a very heavy Irish accent* ''Oh ya know, Psycho Princess Mental Tension situation.''
Teacher #1: *With a very British accent* ''Bloody hell. Sounds like it's going to be a massacre.''
As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.