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when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.
Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.
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The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.
I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!
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A filthy scuzzy West Plano fuck that walks around pist off all the time.
Hey you fucking asshole I'm talking to you. You parked in the pregnant Broad space.
Fuck you Plano Terd!
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sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!
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When one drops by any such internet society (facebook, twitter, myspace etc.) and drop sweet nothings to several people in a matter of seconds just to show you care.
yeah... I thought I was important, but turns out that nice thing she said was just another sad love terd.
"I love you so" - "You are awesome" - "Thanks for coming out!" - "See you soon!" - "Kisses!" - "Nice chatting with you!" - "Can't wait for next weekend!" - "Let's get together real soon!
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When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.
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n. an urgent and prickly bowel movement associated with the consumption of extra hot Pad Thai. Frequently proceeded by a spray fart with the after affects similar to having a cactus in the ass.
After a delicious and spicy Pad Thai lunch, Vini spray farted in the elevator, then ran to the employee restroom where the jettison of the thai terd could be heard throughout the office. Manning, the custodian never returned to work.
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