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New Abraham

A philosophy that emphasizes the continual reinvention of the individual in a hostile or indifferent universe, in hopes that inner peace will finally be obtained, and stresses freedom of responsibility for the consequences of one's acts. This philosophy is said to have originated near Denver in the early 21st century. Although followers of this philosophy earnestly try to better themselves, their lives and behaviors often become the punchline of office jokes.

Man, that's not me anymore. I didn't touch those cabinets. This is the New Abraham.

by Bill Jorgansen April 29, 2005

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abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.

Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.

by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006

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The Abraham Lincoln

(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.

My knee hasn't been right after I gave Madelon the Abraham Lincoln.

by DJ McBojangles March 7, 2015

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Abraham Linking

When, you, or anyone or your friends decides to talk to any female; whether that be a family member, mother or general acquaintance, it's vitally important to show how you feel about this by shouting 'ABRAHAM LINKING' which derives from the word 'linking' meaning to pull a girl.

This will certainly show how you feel about the situation and will no-doubt encourage your friend to go for the pull, unless it's a family member, where it's encouraged to avoid any sexual contact!

Editors Note: It's also an important feature of the AL (Abraham Linking) Technique to ask if the said male friend if he's done the homework on Abraham linking, enquiring if he's handed his essay in

Girl: 'Hi Kieran'
Friend 1: 'omg man, is that Abraham Linking over there'
Friend 2: 'WTF yes it is, go on abrahham!'
Kieran: 'hey b3bie'

Girls automatically comes!

by Unknown Linker (Abraham) November 30, 2010

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Abraham and cathy

One of the weirdest couples you'll ever meet. Have some of the craziest and cutest conversations that only they can understand(corny, kinky, and random). Happily in love and have an expecting child coming soon. Can be best friends and lovers which is so adorable they can talk about anything with eacother and won't let any hoe ruin their relationship Will be together forever and ever til infinity c': <3
~I love you babe

abraham and cathy are a weird cute and cheesy couple

by Potatoesalad September 12, 2013


no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.

1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.

by strathosphere November 20, 2010


The Abraham Lincoln

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.

"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021