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A member of the new class of modern social networking intelligentsia who have evolved beyond the banal use of unsubstantial social networking platforms (i.e. Facebook) and have acheived higher meaning through the exclusive use of Twitter to ostensibly contribute to the global Zeitgeist.
Greg: Hey, I sent you a message on Facebook and tagged you in that cool pic from our epic Vegas trip but haven't heard back from you.
Beluga: I've long since tired of the voyeurism and accesibility of Facebook. Follow me @BelugaDRat where our collective conversation has really elevated the social consciousness.
Greg: My god, you've become a tweet-elite!
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A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.
Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.
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Wealthy person, who love to have exceptional experience by traveling into destination most people can't
His Rich Father made him Elite Wayfarer in the age of 30
A person with a naturally Massive Cock, that makes even the Alpha male feel like a
timid loser, and intimidated.
The Elite Alpha's size and confidence made him easily the most wanted cock of the walk at the party.
They thrive on Yelp's 2 tier system of becoming "Elite", which Yelp hands out like candy, in order to meet people and attend events preferred restaurants foot the bill for.
Yelp Elite status also provides many members with a sense of accomplishment, self-worth and superiority over others. Qualities that until that point did not exist in their lives.
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Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.
Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?
Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
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This is the Elite Generation (1999-2004). These are the best people simply due to the fact that they had the best tv shows, toys, childhood, and they do not get offended often.
Matt: “Yo John were part of the Elite Gen bro”
John: “word bro drake and josh was the jam”
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