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Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
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A language popularized by the pop singer Ke$ha. It consists of speaking Huttese ( the language spoken by Jabba the Hutt, and the rest of his race) with a valley girl accent.
Girl: " Oh em gee, Wah kah nah tu nah ki?"
Guy 1: " What the hell did she just say?"
Guy 2: " I don't know. I don't understand Ke$ha $peak"
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when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).
Yeah I'm gonna Ke$ha (verb) that bitch after i jizz on her face.
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Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha
Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"
Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"
Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"
later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status
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Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.
John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.
Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Jim: ...Riiiiight.
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One who is, or appears to be dirty, drunken, slimy, and or slutty, and possibly brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack on a daily basis.
OMG Pamela, that slutty hoe dancing all up on your boyfriend is so Ke$ha-skanky.