To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again
Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
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In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
A term used to call one's mother a whore
Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go
(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
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A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.
Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.
Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!
That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.
"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."
A very pale or light skinned child, who is much lighter than one or both parents.
My baby is so pale with blond hair and blue eyes, his father and I joke that he must be the Milkman's Baby.