A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.
Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?
George R. R. Martin: Almost always.
Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!
1. One who has the characteristics of a hobbit.
2. Someone who lives in a little village in a cottage and raps about how hard life is.
"Dude, Coach Morganstern is like totally Straight Outta the Shire."
Guy 1: That fag is a rapper?
Guy 2: Yeah hes straight outta the shire, ya dig?
Guy 1: Stfu
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When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.
Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!
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Shire oak academy is written down as a good school but really its full of chavy little scum bags and dirty little skets who need to sort their lives out.
Shire oak academy is a bad school.
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Shire oak academy is shit school that tries to make out like it is really good but is filled with filthy little scumbags and ppl who stick their nose in peoples business and fink they own the school cough cough... LILLY SIMMS they also have unneccessary strict sexist uniform rules to look βsmartβ for chavy walsall and shitty teachers who couldnt care less about their students and dickheads who think there all hard such as LEAH BERRY and literally everyone is this school has lost their virginity And shagged each other and year 11βs go out with year 7βs and the teachers here are absoulte fossils
Sister:Whats the worst school you can go to
Me:Shire oak academy is by farrrr the worst school its filled with scumbags
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someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.
here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn't she look awful.
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Shire oak is a shit school filled with chavy little shits,it makes it out to be a really good school but in reality has misbehaved little cunts and ppl who stick there nose into everyones business and think they own the school cough cough... LILLY SIMMS and have extremely strict sexist uniform rules that absolutely take the piss to look smart for CHAVY WALSALL and this school has really shitty teachers who couldnt care less about their students and literally everyone in year 11 has lost their virginity to each other smh
Sister:whats the worst school you can go to
Me:shire oak academy is by far the worst school you can go to its filled with scumbags
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