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a type of prank call used to piss off bartenders.
I'm looking for a richard smoker... but everyone just calls him "big dick"
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is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything
Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.
mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil
Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew
mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel
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A social smoker is somebody who will only smoke in social situations. It's pretty self explanatory.
You can argue that there is two type of social smokers. 'A', being the one who bums cigarettes off other people at parties because they don't buy their own. Whether they are trying to fit in or not, who knows, but you have to wonder why they even bother.
The other type (B), would be the type of social smoker that enjoys the added buzz they get when drinking or smoking marijuana with friends. These social smokers buy their own cigarettes. They are people who smoke little cigarettes, so they enjoy one when chilling with friends that smoke a lot. They don't feel they need to smoke to fit in or be accepted, but do it not to be left out when their friends go outside.
Note that social smokers are far from being addicted to cigarettes. Its easy to tell if somebody is a social or a chain smoker. Social smokers know its bad for them (just like a chain smoker does) but they never feel the NEED for a smoke (minus the times they are drunk or high and want the added buzz)
Social Smoker A --
Joe : "Wooow! Here comes Craig looking to bum another cigarette."
Brad : "He is trying to fit in again."
Joe : "Well he isn't getting one of mine, frigging cheap ass."
Brad : "He gives true social smokers a bad name."
Joe : "Yeah he doesn't know what he is doing, if he isn't careful he will get addicted. At least Chad knows his stuff."
Social Smoker B
Joe : "Oh look here comes Chad!"
Brad : "Sweet, I was wondering when he was going to join us for a smoke."
Joe : "Same here, and unlike Craig he has his own."
Chad : "I had a feeling I'd find you guys out here."
Brad : "Haha you know it!"
Joe : "You finally decided to join us eh?"
Chad : "Well I haven't talked to you guys all night so I thought I'd come have a smoke, chat with you guys and to feel a better buzz"
Brad : Damn right Chad, thats the difference between you and Craig. You do it for the right reasons."
Chad : "Haha, yeah! Oh, and no worries, I have my own"
Joe : "Damn right buddy."
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An 'avid smoker' is one who really enjoys smoking, and does it with enthusiasm.
Bob is an avid smoker.
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A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently
Luke Phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker
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Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically inhale it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.
Corey nowak is a real cock smoker along with his cack smoking friend joe.
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A person who starts smoking for no reason or to gain attention. usually this person does not inhale or smoke when alone and will have the same smoking resources for weeks but claim they got new ones. When this persons group of friends is used to them smoking they will claim they are quitting to gain attention again when actually they are not addicted in the first place so have no problem 'quitting'
Dave - when did _____ start smoking?
Phil - they dont they are just a attention smoker
Dave - wanker more like
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