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A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!
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When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.
I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.
They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.
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Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.
When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"
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The fifth Robin of the the D.C. Badass side kicks the Robins. Introduced as a 10 year old and is now 13 years old. Knows how to kick ass some one I wouldn't piss off unless you feel like getting an ass kicking. Literally is in love with cats has a tough act but most likely sneezes like a kitten. He did die but came back to life. Trained by Nightwing (Dick Grayson) and Batman (his dad and also known as Bruce Wayne, also a badass)
Damian Wayne is literally a person that looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll.
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To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.
"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!
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Stuck up petty ass bitch who can’t get any chicks so he goes after people with dicks
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Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.
Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
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