Cycle sisters

Used to describe two women who hang out so much that their periods start to sync up.

Also, used to describe women hockey fans in Tampa Bay, who attend games while on their rags, and in between periods thrown their tampons on the ice, just as Detroit redwings fans throw octopuses on the ice (sometimes also called “bloody octapussies”).

Holy shit, our team is losing real bad, better go all cycle sisters To encourage their blood to pump.

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Hit the cycle

To sleep with a blonde, brunette, redhead & bald girl/guy I the span of a week

Dude 1: What's Bob been up to?
Dude 2: Not much, but he did hit the cycle last week.

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Cycle Fucking

When you hook up with a bunch of girls that are all friends at different times.

Chris: Dude why have you been hanging out with that group of chicks lately.

Zac: I think im going to try cycle fucking them.

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Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.

Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.

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vicious cycle

A bad situation or behavior that is the cause of another situation (or causal chain) which in turn causes the first, bad situation again.

A positive feedback loop in which the result is bad.

A vicious cycle in "The Little Prince":

'I am drinking,' answered the drunkard lugubriously.
'Why are you drinking?' the little prince asked.
'In order to forget,' replied the drunkard.
'To forget what?' enquired the little prince, who was already feeling sorry for him.
'To forget that I am ashamed,' the drunkard confessed, hanging his head.
'Ashamed of what?' asked the little prince who wanted to help him.
'Ashamed of drinking!' concluded the drunkard, withdrawing into total silence.


- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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maid cycle

The interval between visits from the cleaning woman, during which time a guy's place gets progrssively messier and less presentabale

"I can't invite her over here tonight because she's never seen my place this late in the maid cycle."

Cycling Brain

It's the brain fog you get after a hard bike ride and the excuse you use for messing up simple things. It's your brain after cycling.

Forgot to water the garden - Cycling brain
Took a wromg turn while navigating - Cycling brain.
Messed up the spelling of wrong and did not notice it - Cycling brain.