Arse fax

When the label of underwear / pants sticks out over the seam of the pants.

Uschi definately didn't look in the mirror when she left home, an arse fax was sticking out of her hotpants.

be spittin fax

when peal spit the big man truth

friend: yoooo you do be drippin do me: ye ikr you be spitting fax be spittin fax

fax sex

Like phone sex or cybersex but over the fax machine. Horrible waste of time. Usually done by rich snobs who
a) can afford fax machines
b) will never get laid

Guy 1: "I gave her a walrus over the fax!"
Guy 2: Wow....

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Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

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Fax

Verb. meaning to dump someone.

"Are you faxing me?"

"He faxed me!"

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