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The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.
(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"
Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.
The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
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A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.
I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.
One of the best people you will ever know. Is wonderful and a great cook. She sees the best in everyone in the family
Great grandma your the best
The family member you think about when trying to get rid of an erection.
"Hey, how do I get rid of this raging boner I have?"
"Just think of your naked Grandma and that baby will disappear in no time."
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one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. a must see film, with its ridiculous drug, sex, and party scenes. produced by Adam Sandler, features cameos from Rob Schneider and David Spade.
quotes from grandma's boy:
Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!
Grace: I gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.
Grace: How old are you now?
Alex: 36.
Grace: Do you have a girlfriend?
Alex: No.
Grace: My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
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