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A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.
Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.
Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."
"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."
"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
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a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food
Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.
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A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."
SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."
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A sportsperson whose playing abilities get super hyped because of 6-second vine videos.
"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"
"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant