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A fan of the baseball team The New York Metropolitans, who are usually the most dedicated fans in all of New York. Those who put up with the losing seasons are the best fans of all, and all Yankee fans can go and blow George Steinbrenner.
All Mets fans are true to the orange and blue, and Yankee fans buy overpriced hotdogs.
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Went to jail.
In reference to the rapper Bobby Shmurda, who went to prison on charges including conspiracy to murder and weapons possession.
Stems from small time crooks who go to jail and claim to have met rappers or big gang members in prison.
Ryan: Nigga u talkin bout straps n shit tf u sayin, ur in my hood pull up whit the strap nundat bb gun shit.
Leon: O u think u hot shit now cuz you MET SHMURDA, nigga fuck off, either slide or shut up don go round talkin shit calling me a pussy u still ain’t shit you jus got caught.
Someone who goes to a party and knows he’s taking a girl home
Frank: Looks like we’ve got Mr. Met on his hands. He’s definitely taking that girl home.
The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.
Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"
Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
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The epitome of a loser. Literally the sorriest example for sports fans everywhere. These sad sacks will root for a big market baseball team in the biggest city in the country and will watch them lose every game they play. Most Mets fans also follow the other two loser teams of New York (Knicks/Jets) and also let those teams walk over them as well. They may call themselves "loyal and true New Yorkers" when really, they are just sad, middle-aged alcoholics with constant dry spells. When you tell a Mets fan "Mets" stands for "My Entire Team Sucks" they will surely deny it, then proceed to run and hide like the man-babies that they are. If that doesn't work, they will then try to bring up the argument that Yankee fans only bring up the past and never actually talk about the present, when Mets fans neither have a past, nor a present to be happy about.
They will also claim that the Yankees (their crosstown rival) are fake New Yorkers, but don't listen to them. Most of them failed history in high school. The Yankees have won New York's heart first and will always be New York's team, and the Mets will continue to be the whiny little brother who is always jealous. They are so annoying that even their own mascot flipped them off. That's a fact.
Another fun fact: Mets fans are 10x more likely to be cucked than any other fan of an MLB team
Mets fan #1: "Ha! the Yankees booed Giancarlo Stanton! What a stupid, classless fanbase! Worst in baseball! LFGM!"
Mets fan #2: "Yeah but didn't we just boo Edwin Diaz the other night?"
Mets fan #3: "Oh... But that was different"
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the post coitus pile-on that happens when your done with the random hook-up at the party and your friends bust in and jump on the bed. much like in the 1986 game 7 mets win pile-on of jesse orosco on the mound.
yeah i thought it was funny when you guys 86 mets me but that girl was pissed when 5 guys rushed the bed.
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New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.
He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.