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When you use the serious Indian dating app "Dil Mil" but are really using it to just find hot Indian partners to go have chicken with and fuck Kama Sutra style.
Anil (dad): Son, did you get that new Indian matrimonial dating app? You know your mom and I want you to find a nice Indian lady to settle down with and have babies.
Anand (son): Yo dad, relax. I'm only 22, I just wanna Dil Mil and Chill with some hot piece of masala ass.
Netflix and Chill Dating fuck fucking Indian Kama Sutra Chill app
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Another saying for ejaculation. Also can be used for any liquid being shot that can be measured in millimeters.
I was getting a blowjob and ended up shooting a few mil on her.
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Half of a million dollars:
1 Quick Mil - $500,000
2 Quick Mil - $1,000,000
Poorbro#1: Hey rich bro, could you spear a quick mil?
Richbro#1: Lol no.
Poorbro#1: *Sadness*
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If you have a friend named Pedro Mil-homens you are lucky
This guy has a huge dick and he is considered a god in is school.
"Omg look Pedro Mil-homens is coming, act cool."
an awesome song by the awesome band "glassjaw".
in portuguese, this means one of a thousand, or something like that.
-im gonna buy myself a sagway!
-you're ape dos mil..
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As of January 1st, 2005...
Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote:
"Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!"
Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
<Danny Mil> You better get outta here or I'm gonna kick you in the dong.
<DK> Do I have to recite "Bil Mil's Law"?
<Danny Mil> Aww Gheez
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Spanish: Literally translates to "Face of a thousand hits"
Spanish slang for calling someone ugly, hideous, can be used as an insult in any situation.
Example: "Tienes las cara de mil putasos!"
translates to:
"you're face looks like it's been hit a thousand times!"
or less literal: "you're fucking ugly!"
The word "putaso" (singular) is extremely vulgar, and slang for "hit" ("putasos" is plural for "hits"). The word "putaso" should be used with caution, as it can be taken as a strong insult that can result in physical retaliation, and in Mexico, even death. If you wanted to call someone ugly without pissing them off too much, you may use something less vulgar, such as saying, "estas feisimo!" which translates to "you're very ugly!" which is less likely to result in being shot, kidnapped or beat mercilessly.
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