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squeegee

When you shart out your dick

John-"I was trying to fart but I squeegee'd"
James-"Ew"

by December 11, 2020


Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024


Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022


Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022


squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

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Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

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...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.

by zlh5009 September 19, 2011


DG Squeegee

When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.

Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”

Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”

Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”

by DG Master September 14, 2022


Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee May 7, 2018