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A girl who clings to their significant other, and when the other is not around them, they undergo a horrible transformation in attitude, resembling a state of constant PMS, torturing anyone within a fifty-foot radius.
Betty: Jesus fucking Christ, Nick, you asshole, you fucking spilled my coke all over the floor god damn it.
Nick: Her boyfriend leaves for five minutes and she loses her shit almost instantly, this is another sad but tragic case of Love Tumors.
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Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.
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a cheeky way of referring to a fetus in utero.
She'll feel much better once she's gotten that love tumor out of her.
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Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.
The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.
Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz
Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*
Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*
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just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
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The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.
I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.
When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.
Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
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