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House Library

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

by Mistersich November 17, 2010


Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009


Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

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Library Crew

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group of young ones. They are known to wear white tees.

"We suckas got owned by the Library Crew!" said Stanley.

by book4lyfe November 1, 2006

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library nazi

Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.

Goddamn library nazi.

by Lament For The Last Days November 20, 2005

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French library

A euphemism for an adult book store or adult sex shop where pornography is sold.

I'm not going to buy any pornography, I'm going to the French library instead.

by rarawikiwa May 4, 2009


library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

by Conchita February 23, 2013

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