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The teacher Sarah was teaching about the human body. She was getting super wet talking about penises to the all boy junior class of ollege students.
One of the students, jake, was super horny. they had talked about boobs before and vaginas and could see the teacher was wet and hidding it. He did have a girlfriend you know. So after class since it was last class he walked up to her and asked her a question 'bout vaginas to the conversation started. she said, if you want to see one strip me down and sex me up. He started doing just that. She let him have control. he took of her shirt and bra and then his shirt. He boobs were at least 36C. He took off his pants and boxers and her panties and skirt. She gave him a blowjob while he played with her boobs. She was getting super horny and told him, its an F if you dont fuck me right now. He put his 9" cock into her. It was blissful. JAKE FUCK ME HARDER HARDER DEEPER BABY DO IT HARDER MORE MORE she screamed. She hit her orgasm and screamed witth pleasure. After awhile they got up and put there clothes on. Thanks for the grade he said and walked out. Thats when his girlfriend saw him and asked why Ms. Sarah was screaming his name with fuck in it............
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The topic roughly 95% of Urban Dictionary (and the internet) is about.
*le random guy surfing UD*
Oh this word sounds fun, lets see what it's about
*clicks on it*
DARN NOT ANOTHER WORD ABOUT SEX PLEASE
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Aka intercourse done many different ways, though the "traditional" way, is to procreate. Also done to express love, and affection. But, despite it being a good, incredible experience and thing; it is also used to achieve disgusting intentions. Such as: rape, power, revenge, etc. Though for girls, it can be extremely painful, especially the first, it can also be extremely enjoyable. As for guys, I assume. If you treat your partner right, you will get amazing pleasures... ; )
Soon enough the doorbell rings and I'm already a mess. I'm nervous, happy, horny, blushing, and pacing. He starts the routine of checking for new cuts and kissing the old ones. When he finds nothing new he brushes my hair to the side and kisses me. I realize I'm sure that I want him to take me. I tug on the collar of his tee-shirt. He seems shocked, but I can feel that sexy crooked grin. He pins me to the wall, his tongue sliding into my mouth. I can feel him bulging against my stomach. One slides down to my hip. I arch my back more; to say I'm okay with were this is going. So he moves his hand to my breasts. We head to the couch. His hand forcefully massages my breast, I moan into his throat. He takes off his shirt and mine. He slides my shorts off with ease. He stands. I'd say he's 9 1/2 inches and 2 inches wide. I got up "Wha-" I started sucking him. I used my tongue to massage his head and shaft as I brought him in deeper. I sucked a little harder and faster, till he was grabbing a fistful of my hair. Soon he came and without thinking twice I swallowed. This pleased Nate more and he came again. I wanted to keep on like that, but soon he had me on the couch. He was teasing me at first, then, slowly moving his tongue in circles around my clit. "Oh god, Nate...!" Was all I could say. He wrapped my legs around him "How do you want it, Baby girl?" "Every way" I said. He began thrusting his cock into me. In the beginning, it was shallowfucking. But soon he's balls deep.
*true*
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oh my god. ;)
it started with some kissing. they kissed and they kissed until suddenly he put his hands on her huge tits. they both knew what each other wanted. slowly they took off each others clothes while their kissing became more and more frantic. their breath was heavy as they made their way to the bedroom. he lay her down and pulled of her thong. he could already see she was wet for him but he wanted to make it last he sat on top of her and began to lick her beautiful tits. she began to squeal in pleasure as she knew what was coming. he slowly moved his way down her body until he began to lick her out. lick lick lick. he could feel her on the brink of orgasm but he didnt want her to orgasm now. so they swapped places and the girl began to lick carefully around his huge cock. she was hungry for it and put it in her mouth as soon as he was hard. deep throughting him she felt him become more and more excited until he came in her mouth. she licked up every last bit and suddenly it was too much for them both and they had to have each other there and then. he picked her up and threw her onto the bed before joining her and sliding his cock into her wet fanny and they began to have sex. oh man it was good. he rode her in and out into they both came at the same time then she was on top and went even faster. faster and harder and harder until she screamed with joy and they both had the best orgasm ever ;)
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Only exercise most Americans get anymore
Sex: Great way to have fun and lose weight at the same time
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the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to inhale the cunt
to moisten the cunt
to stain the cervix
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to impregnate
to have a great night
to have a great day
to take the risk
to be the one making the risk happen
to taste whats under pants
to let shit go
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to express dick energy
to add to the population
to make her moan
to make him cum
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more. whats another you can think of?
she loves sex, he loves sex, they love sex, it loves sex, dumbass neo users love sex. i mean - anyone reading this loves sex like I do.
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I came home from work one day really depressed. I had just lost my job. My girlfriend already knew. As I walked in the door she pulled me onto the couch and slowly took off my top. I did the same to her to reveal a bear chest with no bra. I got very excited and started to squeeze, lick and gently bite her boobs. As i was doing that she ripped off my jeans. I then started To pull down her jeans when I got an amazing surprise. I saw her wearing a see through g-string covering her freshly waxed pussy. I immediately started to play with her pussy leaving on her g-string. I used my other hand to squeeze her boob. She then put her hands in my pants and took off my boxers to reviel my 8 inch cock. You could see the twinkle in her eyes. I then used my teeth to take off her g-string. I then jumped ontop of her and thrusted my penis all the way into her pussy. She orgasmed and cummed. Best sex ever.
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