Dost thou question?

A defensive comment for one's own idea when there is an idiot in the social group.

Bob: Let's go bowling.

Sandra: Yeah, I want to shoot a 225.

Ralph: You don't even know what a 225 is.

Sandra: Dost thou question?

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fifty-thou-tupled

When something has increased or multiplied by 50,000 (or some other big number) or is 50,000 (or some other big number) more than something else in comparison, it is fifty-thou-tupled.

Hm.... now that I know you've fifty-thou-tupled my profile views, that's impressive. I don't even think fifty-thou-tupled is a word.

I couldn't afford that house even if my salary fifty-thou-tupled.

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nuttier than thou

Someone who is even more crazy than you are.

Her nuttier than thou attitude has me soo annoyed.

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holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

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Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

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thou mother art gay

Things they said while fighting year 400

- Thou mother art gay

*Opponent explodes instantly*

Who art thou father?

When Who's your daddy? gets tired, change it up with a little "Who art thou father?" Can also be embellished with a chaser, as in "Who art thou father... biotch?!?"

Vader: "Luke"
Luke: "Yes?"
Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "No, that's not true... that's impossible..."
Vader: "Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "NOOOO!"
Vader: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "I'll never join you!"
Vader: "Didn't you show up here with two hands? Who art thou father?"
Luke: "Well played."

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